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A., the maintenance guy, who sometimes talks to me about his giant fishtanks, (really fishtanks--that's not a euphemism) just came by and told me that my shot-from-beneath glowing yellow tulips were an inappropriate desktop background for a Man.

"You need something--"

"Butcher?" I interrupted. "A big car maybe? On fire? A big car on fire?"

"Or some of those NASA pictures from space." he said.

"I'm changing it right now." I said.

It's now a sand dune, but I'm worried that it's too curvaceous.

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