radiant fracture

I need a title for the anthology article.

I think it is now okay to tell you that it is a personal essay about being a man who has decided not to have children.

There is some soul-searching, but more of the easter egg hunt variety. I was going for a sort of David Sedaris tone. I talk about marriage and compare it to a TARDIS (bigger on the inside than it is on the outside.)

Do any clever puns present themselves? Soul-searching innuendos? Ironic references to obscure social theories? Rhymes?

I also need to write a bio, so if you have any ideas for what should go in it -- complete unfamiliarity with my CV should be no barrier.

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